Category: movie hate
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Phase One: Avatar
All hail the apotheosis of the concept artist, brothers! We finally exterminate the earthlings. Our undercover agents, posted at Industrial Light & Magic and Weta, extend their control over earthlings through cinema movies! Our cg artists barbeque prefrontal cortexes with new release. Once humans’ imaginations are completely stewed, they forget all about common cold thing. […]
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The Gorn of Watchmen
Slow-mo fist to chin, ripping skin, snapping arm, mid-air jump, bone-rattling leg-splayed landing, falling body destroys furniture, wall, toilet but not cracking hand, ankle or skull, exploding body, cliched sex montage, spandex kink, constant eyeball-twitch-inducing blue glow and dangling blue dong — all these things are the heart of Watchmen, a porno of demolition, a […]